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Mess with Baby J, you go to jail.
Thursday, November 21, 2002 1:12 AM
Well I just got back from the station. I was chatting with Jokr around 1:30 a.m. and I hear a car drive by. I live in a neighborhood where there is one way in and one way out, I live at the entrance/exit. I watched this car stop in front of my house, then a car came and he kept going. I continue to chat while hearing this car drive around aimlessly and past my house 2 more times. I finally get a gut feeling, grab a bat, get dressed, grab my phone and head outside. I lock my doors with no cars in sight. Then from the back of the neighborhood I hear the car again. I hide behind the my car as I see this car pull into a neighbors and cut the engine. I go around and hide in the bushes to next hear a car door shut. Next thing I know Baby J is being molested by some fake as$ wanna be thug. I step out in my cut off shirt and crooked hat, and half sleeved arm hanging out. I raise my bat ready to point to my destination like good Ol' Ruth. I say "Hey" and this kid looks at me scared shitless because of the element of surprise. I say I just called the cops and you might want to run. Kid takes off, his pants fall, he trips catches his pace and continues to the car. I hear him saying Oh sh!t he called the cops oh sh!t oh sh!t. I see three other heads in the car as I am now dialing 911. I was bluffing the first time. The kid takes off in the wrong direction of the neighborhood and continues to drive around the block 3 times not realizing he is trapped in a suburbia hell hole. He finally makes his way back to me where I am in the edge of my yard. I charge his car with my bat he swirves and continues down the road. I was going to try to hit in the side window so at least he would be easier to find. 2 mins later the cops show up, get a quick ID on the car and go after him. 10mins later I am freezing my butt of in my sleeveless shirt the cops come back to pick me up. They take me to the scene where I IDed the car perfectly. 94 honda hatchback, black, male driver,caucassion. HE was wearing a white tommy sweater, and baggy tommy jeans. I have no idea how I remembered that but then again I watched him walk up on my girl (baby J). I got out of the car and Ided the kid where he all of a sudden wanted to act hardcore. He lunged at me and the cops through him onto the car and gave him some ruffing hehe. HE told me I was lying. I said well considering I work for a living to pay for my hobby and you think you can jack it in one night makes me laugh. I stripped the car down 2 days ago for the body shop. He starts tallking more trash and the cops ruff him some more. He could probably tell you the paint code of the cruiser by the taste of his tongue. I then had to go to the station for 2 hrs and make a statement. Turns out he was arrested cause I pressed charges(tresspassing and some other minors). He was 22, and on temporary tags. he had no tools to do the break in and had a honda with a shot muffler(not so smart of a prowler). He was with his 19 yr old friend and was bringing a 16 yr old to see his 14 yr old girlfriend. All 4 were in the car and the 3 guys were from Cleveland. The 22 yr old had given this big speech of how he was some hardcore thug and the 16yr old was a thug in training. I was almost in tears as the cop told me this. They didn't know where they were but targeted my car because they were going to show this 14 yr old girl how the break into cars. Funny part was he was scared shitless when I came out of the shadows. The 14 yr old girl was place on house arrest. 16 yr old was in violation of curfew, and the 19 yr old didnt come onto the scene so he was let go. He actually tried to talk to me and tell me my car was kick @!#$ at the station. He was like I cant believe he went after you car, its sweet. I was like shut the fu*K up. I dont know you and you were with him. Anyways I am tired and My baby is all right. I have to get up in 3 hrs now for work. This should be a fun day. The 22 yr old is going to court in the morning, but right now he is getting buddy buddy with Bubba in his cell. I can't believe they drove 1 and a half to this small as$ town, get lost, and get caught doing a @!#$ job trying to break into my car. God the look on that kids face when I startled him was priceless. oh well sorry for the long story, adrenaline will do that to you. <br> -peace KavKy

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Re: Mess with Baby J, you go to jail.
Thursday, November 21, 2002 1:18 AM
Whoa, Interesting night, good thing u heard 'em with that shoddy muffler and caught the punks...lol...thug in training...hang on i'm still laughing...Nice work on the ID too...glad they didnt get to do anything to ur car...
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Thursday, November 21, 2002 1:21 AM
i was tired, I was trying to say they drove an hour and half to see this girl and to break into a random car. SOrry I am soo damned tired. <br> -peace KavKy

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Re: Mess with Baby J, you go to jail.
Thursday, November 21, 2002 1:34 AM
lmao the @!#$ that happens to u bro is priceless. i am extremely happy though that first of all u didn;t get hurt and secondly baby didn;t get hurt <br> <b><a href="http://www.carcustoms.net">sponsored by car customs<a>
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Thursday, November 21, 2002 2:01 AM
you better thank that gut kavy..hehe..that woudl of kicked @!#$ if you would have hit that car wit a bat...
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Thursday, November 21, 2002 2:02 AM
Hell yeah. Cool story. <br> <br>
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Thursday, November 21, 2002 2:14 AM
Man, Ive always wished i would catch somebody in the act of breaking into my car. You had a golden oppertunity to knock is fuckinn head off and you wouldn't of gotten in trouble for it either, because he was on your property. Well at least THIS TIME nobody got hurt Glad they didnt try to jump you though. <br>

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Re: Mess with Baby J, you go to jail.
Thursday, November 21, 2002 2:32 AM
BATTER UP!!! Good story! Was Jokr at your house or were you talking to him on the phone?

I can just imagine a kid with the "deer in the headlights look"!!!

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Re: Mess with Baby J, you go to jail.
Thursday, November 21, 2002 3:40 AM
Next time if you have that much time, set up a Video camera so we can all see the look on his face!

Great pick-up and glad you took care of it before they did anything to the car!


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Thursday, November 21, 2002 3:44 AM
damn good story.. glad to see you or your car isn't hurt at all.. now me on the other hand wouldn't have a bat.. i have a nice wooden nightstick and about a house full of pistols/rifles/shotguns/etc. so they would seriously be askin for it.. prolly wouldn't shoot them, just scare the @!#$ out of them..

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Thursday, November 21, 2002 3:48 AM
well you can legally kill somone until they run. When they start running, they are no longer a threat. Unfortunately you cant kill someone for, threating to be a threat again.


They seriously need to legalize more ways to kill people. Driving an SUV=legal to kill them. Looking at you funny=Legal to kill them. Suspition of conspiracy to commit an act of offence at any point in the infinite future=legal to kill them.

Basically if everyone walked quietly with thier faces down and mouths shut. Drove looking straight ahead(occasionally checking mirrors is ok) in a neat and orderly fashion(out of my way) I wouldnt need to kill anyone. Also heading in the direction of my property if i dont recognize your face is punishable by ballistic fire. Im not waiting for anyone to cross the property line. <br>
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Thursday, November 21, 2002 3:49 AM
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Thursday, November 21, 2002 3:54 AM
you really ARE batman!! awesome story dude <br> <br>
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Thursday, November 21, 2002 4:36 AM
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Thursday, November 21, 2002 4:37 AM
Great catch bro, and like someone said video tape it next time <br>
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Re: Mess with Baby J, you go to jail.
Thursday, November 21, 2002 4:44 AM
Good work!
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Thursday, November 21, 2002 4:56 AM
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Thursday, November 21, 2002 4:56 AM
LOL , LMFAO , I always wondered how the Honda kids could afford to build their cars , now I know . He He He

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Thursday, November 21, 2002 4:57 AM
hehe Man thats awsome, you caught them and got them busted. hehe Its good to see this, stupid punks, they need to get a job and earn their money like the rest of us! hehe That look on the kids face must have been priceless.

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Thursday, November 21, 2002 5:15 AM
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Re: Mess with Baby J, you go to jail.
Thursday, November 21, 2002 6:11 AM
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Thursday, November 21, 2002 6:12 AM


Nice!!! Car is safe, goof gets arrested, everybody's happy!!!
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Thursday, November 21, 2002 6:17 AM
That was great, good job man.

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Re: Mess with Baby J, you go to jail.
Thursday, November 21, 2002 6:20 AM
Good job. Glad to hear you and the car got out of everything without a scratch. Just watch out for their friends. If they are as stupid as you described, they may try to come around again. <br>

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Thursday, November 21, 2002 6:21 AM
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