"Pretty Fly for a Riceboy"
(sung to the tune of Offspring's "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)")
by Marc Fencil

Maui sau chi, kia maya sayan tao
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha) 
And all the faggot say I'm pretty fly for a riceboy... 
You know it's kinda hard now
to buy domestic
A ricer isn't cool
but he thinks it anyway
He may not be fast
and he may not have style 
but everything he lacks well he pulls it from his ass 
Refrain: 
So don't try and race
it don't accelerate 
and you know it wasn't really worth it anyway He's gonna tear it up, the
gears are shot for you know now, for you know now 
So if it don't go, just suck it in 
at least now you know you should always buy American The world hates
riceboys 
hey what's with that huge ass wing? 
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha) 
And all the faggot say I'm pretty fly for a riceboy... 
He needs some new mods now
not just a five inch tip
He couldn't find a turbo
so he bought a racing stripe
Now cruisn' in his Civic
he sees Mustangs as he pass
and if he tries to pimp it
they're gonna kick his japcrap ass 
So don't try and race
it don't accelerate 
and you know it wasn't really worth it anyway He's gonna tear it up, the
gears are shot for you know now, for you know now 
So if it don't go, just suck it in 
at least now you know you should always buy American The world hates
riceboys 
hey what's with that huge ass wing? 
Now he's revving up his VTEC
yeah he's making Minute Rice
He asked for premium 93
but they gave him soy sauce
Friends say hes tryin to hard
and hes not quite in
But in his own mind
hes the rice king 
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha)
Give it to me Honda (ya ha, ya ha) 
And all the faggot say I'm pretty fly for a riceboy... 
So don't try and race
it don't accelerate 
and you know it wasn't really worth it anyway He's gonna tear it up, the
gears are shot for you know now, for you know now 
So if it don't go, just suck it in 
at least now you know you should always buy American The world hates
riceboys 
hey what's with that huge ass wing?