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The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 9:51 AM on j-body.org
Okay, we need commentary from everyone. This thread will decide the fate of the universe...who will eventially win this 3-way free-for-all that has been going on since time began?
ROCK...
vs.
PAPER...
vs.
SCISSORS...


Who do you think will come out the victor? And will the universe survive???


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Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 10:24 AM on j-body.org
Rock, clearly, because in real life, how are paper or scissors going to defeat The Rock?




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Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 10:38 AM on j-body.org
Something tells me that The Rock can not only get defeated under a mound of paperwork (read: red tape), but if put in a scissorhold by Andre the Giant (rest in peace, Fezzik), Rock will also fall.

And yes, I will be playing Devil's (read: my own ) advocate.


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Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 11:01 AM on j-body.org
my money is on the scissors




Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:16 PM on j-body.org
I'm gonna have to go with rock, since it's umm... more abundant, and not man made.


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Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:58 PM on j-body.org
what material are the scissors made out of....scissors made out of wolverine's adiantium(sp?) would easily defeat rock....

however a 100,000 dollar bill(PAPER) could easily defeat rock and scissors....

however that being as it may....a 4K diamond purchased by kobe bryant has already beat the divorce scissors and the alamony papers
Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 1:00 PM on j-body.org
i say paper, paper comes from trees. And trees are the source of life. Therefore, papers are the source of life. Therefore, paper shall win the battle.

That and rocks are so stupid. I mean who uses the term "Dumb as a tree"? No one, because nothing is dumber than a rock. Their not smart enough to win.






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Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 1:00 PM on j-body.org
Rock. It crushes scissors. If the scissors try to cut the rock, they will be rendered useless.

Paper doesn't even belong in the mix. I mean, really, paper may cover a rock, but what good is that going to do? When it rains, that paper will just get soggy and tear around the rock. Eventually it decomposes. What kind of all-mighty tool falls apart in the rain?






Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 1:06 PM on j-body.org
Rock ftw



Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 1:23 PM on j-body.org
WannaBzee (aka BadAceDesign) wrote:Rock ftw


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Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 1:41 PM on j-body.org
Are any of the above classified as a WMD?





Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 2:02 PM on j-body.org
i think they all are weapons of minimal destruction
Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 3:00 PM on j-body.org
Rock doesn't cut, burn or bend.

ROCK!!!



Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 3:00 PM on j-body.org
^^^^ will continue to believe that until a 400 google-plex ton rock smashes into the side of the earth, without even the courtesy of a turn signal.






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Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 3:10 PM on j-body.org
In scissor's defense...no one tells you never to run with paper or rocks.

In rock's defense, paper does nothing to it--for a demonstration, hold a sheet of paper in front of your face, and have a friend (preferrably a fastball picther) hurl a rock at the paper from about 20 feet away .

In paper's defense, seeing Kenneth Starr's report, the influx of lawyers and bureaucrats and the like, paper in and of itself is dooming this thing we call civilization.

If we look at the undisputed facts of Roshambo, Rock beats scissors, paper beats rock, and scissors defeats paper---the answer is...

42.


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Re: The war to end all wars
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 4:34 PM on j-body.org
Well, since it hasn't been said yet.. Chuck Norris could easily beat all 3.




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Re: The war to end all wars
Thursday, May 18, 2006 1:35 AM on j-body.org
chuck norris also prefers the company of men.





Re: The war to end all wars
Thursday, May 18, 2006 5:47 AM on j-body.org
Rock. It crushes scissors. And paper may cover it but rock has a higher terminal velocity and when thrown at paper, paper will die a horrible death.



Re: The war to end all wars
Thursday, May 18, 2006 5:48 AM on j-body.org
Well I have burned paper and had scissors rust on me, but my pet rock is still with me to this day.

I vote rock!
Re: The war to end all wars
Thursday, May 18, 2006 2:58 PM on j-body.org
The only way scissors can beat rock is... if the rock was painted on paper




Re: The war to end all wars
Thursday, May 18, 2006 3:26 PM on j-body.org
ROCK IS DEAD!!!



LONG LIVE PAPER AND SCISSORS!



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Re: The war to end all wars
Thursday, May 18, 2006 7:17 PM on j-body.org
WannaBzee (aka BadAceDesign) wrote:chuck norris also prefers the company of men.

not because hes gay... because hes run out of women. but it doesnt matter, van damn would beat even chucks ass.

back on topic, rock, rock always wins... you can never beat rock.




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Re: The war to end all wars
Thursday, May 18, 2006 11:00 PM on j-body.org
Nah, I think Jack Bauer would annihilate all the above every day of the week and twice on Sunday


Re: The war to end all wars
Friday, May 19, 2006 5:10 AM on j-body.org
WannaBzee (aka BadAceDesign) wrote:chuck norris also prefers the company of men.


He only prefers the company of men since hes been with every living woman



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Re: The war to end all wars
Friday, May 19, 2006 5:13 AM on j-body.org
QBE (The Boosted One) wrote:
WannaBzee (aka BadAceDesign) wrote:chuck norris also prefers the company of men.


He only prefers the company of men since hes been with every living woman


Chuck norris won't even touch his own sloppy seconds.



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