So I thought my nozzles or the hose was clogged like crazy.  Not the case.  A couple years ago I replaced my battery and it was a little different so I couldn't fit the battery clamp back in (to hold the battery in secure).  I figured it was fine, maybe the battery would move around a couple cm's either way but it's not going anywhere.  I was wrong.  The battery was rubbing up against the hose coming from the washer fluid pump and created a few holes in the hose so when I try to wash my windshield, it just sprays all over the battery under the hood.  Maybe I'm the only idiot who's done this, but I figured I'd post the story just in case.  The battery clamp IS there for a reason.  Lesson learned.
hp is overrated...it's all about the g's
