muff!n wrote:Well he does call everyone he greets a ho... And there's a lot of other mean things he says, mostly out of earshot of others. Perhaps you're just pitying him because he's vertically challenged. While handi-'capable' people certainly do require more attention and perhaps a bit more tolerance, we -as a society- must draw the line somewhere so those with special needs understand there are boundaries in this world.
pffff, LOL!!!!!!!!! holy crap, I did it again..............
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Listen, I know you all find the Muffin man's comments somewhat funny, but is it really necessary to inflate his ego any more? It barely fits in that awkward looking thing he calls a skull as is. How will you feel if you're the one to finally push it over the edge and it just explodes? Frankly, I have no desire to clean up muffin debris.
P.S. Have you fallen off your bike again yet? If you haven't it's back aboard the failboat.
Tristan wrote:Listen, I know you all find the Muffin man's comments somewhat funny, but is it really necessary to inflate his ego any more? It barely fits in that awkward looking thing he calls a skull as is. How will you feel if you're the one to finally push it over the edge and it just explodes? Frankly, I have no desire to clean up muffin debris.
P.S. Have you fallen off your bike again yet? If you haven't it's back aboard the failboat.
I'm sorry everyone. I did not realize my
obvious and
outward gloating would place a burden on all of you. I suppose I should have acted more appropriate... You know, just like how a comedian stops telling jokes the moment he receives an applause. Or how a doctor closes down his practice immediately after he's acknowledged by the first patient he heals. And how an athlete on any winning sports team retires the second someone says "Congratulations on reaching the top". We certainly don't want to create ego's by encouraging exceptional performance!
In case anyone would like an example to follow, I recommend Tristan. He hardly ever deviates from the socially expected norm. Why, in this thread alone he's used the same two jokes in consecutive posts. Way to stay focused on the path of mediocrity, Tristan!
Please, everyone. Divert your attention from me and concentrate on the real mastermind here.
Oh and uh... Tristan... You've aided in "muffin debris" cleanup before.
Remember when we were in West Palm this past June, and I had company come over night one of those nights... and how things mysteriously were moved on the bathroom counter...
Did you notice a funny taste the next morning while brushing your teeth?
Hah, come on now Thomas. You've known me long enough to know that I always strive for mediocrity. Honestly, what would happen if I actually excelled in something? I'd instantly implode.
Now as for West Palm, you obviously didn't notice me "accidentally" drop your toothbrush in the toilet after noticing the ass prints upon the counter top. It was childish, I know, but what can I say? And don't worry, I quickly bought a replacement toothbrush for myself.
what a bunch of homo's...
so "sir skidz a lot" you armoral your bike tires lately?
i'm kinda jealous of the relationship you and Tristan have - is it because he's more feminine than i am? oh well - if you wanna be gay without me then i'll just back to my heterosexual life...
peace ho's...
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was there! I witnessed it! Ha!
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LMAO!! this thread is the best!!
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Chasing Sirens (CFJ) wrote:I do that to everyone.. remember the Dragonball Z moment with Kris? I tore his lil world to shreds
lmao! you hooker!! i was so excited!
Miss Mari wrote:Yea I repressed every memory I ever had with that...kid...sorry...
keep the bullsh!t to urself...
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