soo, probably another stupid question, but what exactly are toyo tails? and how can i get some?

"Toyota Cavalier" taillights.
Search ebay or Google them.

toyo tails are simply taillights that were made for the cavaliers feom 95-99&2000 and installed on all cavaliers exported to japan. the toyo is short for toyota as they called it the toyota cavaile. the differances include amnber black n red colors and red/clear. each in differant designs of the traditional.cavl tails. serch around they pop up now n then.

i definitly want some...are they a direct bolt in? what about the harness? does anybody have any?

Ebay is your best choice. Bolt in, yes, wiring is a little more complicated.
DIY Toyo Tails (more links in post)
If you do buy some and happen to miss the car-side harness, like I did, use this. Toyo Tail Help I had to switch some the pins, but it works like a charm.

What are they? Followed by "I want some" I love it!