hey heres an idea. lets move this to AG that way no one can bitch about it being in the wrong forum or anything like that. just a thought.
now i started this post for those of us with a sick twisted sense of humor. ITS A JOKE CALM DOWN. i was very clear in the topic that this post involved DEAD BABY JOKES. dont like it dont keep coming back to it and bitching some more.
i understand that people have kids, have lost kids and thats awful but we dont know that.
for everyone who says we are sick and not have children or care about them heres a question for you. have you ever seen a bloody child seat? I HAVE! and let me tell you 99% of the time its the result of the parent who put there child at risk. i see it all the time and that makes me sick a parent who cannont make sure there child is safe in there child seat.
so get off this forum and if you really do care about your child you will go outside and make sure your child seat is secure in you car and LEAVE THIS POST ALONE!!!
andwow i never thought this post would get so long.
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What did the baby say in the microwave?
I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
I don't on cum an apple before I eat it.
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STOLEN!!!! wrote:hey heres an idea. lets move this to AG
Yeah, but then those who aren't premium can't enjoy the wonderful jokes
whats more fun than stapling a baby to a ceiling fan??
callin the mexicans over and tellin them its a pinata!!
o schite, now i made the mexicans mad
oh well
ITS JUST A JOKE
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hey i got a new one, heard it from my 14 yr old sister......
why do they boil water when a woman is giving birth???
just incase its a still-birth, then they can make some soup
lol i told a joke about jerking off on a dead baby and eating it, and that was ok. but i got banned for saying the n word in a thread. this thread kicks ass!!!
dead baby jokes are great.
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It Burns When I Pee Pee wrote:lol i told a joke about jerking off on a dead baby and eating it, and that was ok. but i got banned for saying the n word in a thread.
yeah thats pretty funny nickel... just say nickel from now on. Me and my wife do it all the time, even in public, it's hilarious, cause what is someone gonna do get mad at me for talking about change?
HAHAHAHAAHAH i cant believe you told people that! you have to say it like you would normally say the n word...dont like pronounce the l as much..its funny as hell to say something and someone walk by and be like huh? hahaha we even have his mom doing it....its hilarius
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I got banned in this thread for making a comment about someone's wife :-p
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^^ lol
and lol at the nickel, my friends and i usually just say it, but if we wanna be inconspicious(sp?), we just call em canadians
Thats odd, thats what they sat at the restaurant my girlfriend works at when they come in.
Here's another dead baby joke..
Heard it a couple of days ago.
Woman gives birth to a baby boy.. The doctor takes the baby, into the waiting room where the dad is.. He looks at the dad and says, 'You won't believe this, your baby can fly! Watch this!'. He lets the baby go.. Baby hits the floor really hard.. The dad looks at the dr, and says, 'what the hell are you doing??'. The doctor says, 'wait.. wait.. I swear, this baby can fly!' He picks up the baby, and whips it against the wall.. The dad screams, 'you son of a bitch!' The doctor brings the baby to the window, looks at the dad and says, 'I'm telling you this baby can fly, I've seen it.' He lets the baby go, watchs it fall and splatter against the pavement... The dad grabs the doctor by the throat and says, 'you bastard, I'm going to kill you!' The doctor says, 'wait.. wait.. the jokes on you, the baby was already dead!'..
LOL...
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hahahahahahahaha thats a good one
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whats more fun than a dead baby?
nothing.
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What's small and cute, gives light and makes a lot of noise?
Answer: A baby on fire...
How did the dead baby cross the road?
Answer: Stapled to the chicken.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
Answer: It depends on how thin you slice them!
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Answer: It depends on how hard you throw them.
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What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?
Answer: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
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How do you get a dead baby into a mason jar?
Answer: A blender.
How do you get it out?
Answer: Nachos!
Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Answer: Because he was DEAD!
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hey atleast your only the 3rd person to post the same jokes
sorry, I missed reading a few pages after I got banned lol
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