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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 5:39 AM on j-body.org
lone_wolf wrote:Ahh stfu already.. They're jokes. It's not like someone is going to go out and start slashing babies.. If they did that, then yeah, maybe they should get their head checked.. Anyways, I say keep the jokes comming!



you win Jake. here. These "jokes" would be great if
I ran them to your dad while he waited for your mom
in the hospital delivery room.


How do you make Jake Archer float? Take your foot off his head

Whats better than throwing Jake off a cliff?
Catching him with a serrated knife.

What's white and red and sits in the corner.
Jake Archer playing with a razor blade again.

How do you make a man pregnant?
Rip Jake out of Mrs Archer's vagina and stick him up your ass!

What do you call Jake, dead with no arms and no legs hanging on my wall?
Art.

What does Jake Archer look like dead in a blender?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.







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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 5:47 AM on j-body.org
LOL those were still funny. But why would you say that to a woman in labor? There is a time and a place. You need to go out and have some fun in your life.



Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 5:47 AM on j-body.org
^^^ Now those are funny




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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 5:55 AM on j-body.org
thats all fine and dandy except were not standing at the hospitol telling awaiting parents dead baby joke are we? Go do something productive, @!#$ like this is patetic.... noody cares if you guys don't like/are offendered at/ or can't take a joke, thats your problem not ours its liek the VS. forum, people stay away form it because they know they don't like it... yet people sit there going "huh, dead baby jokes! that just wrong I'm gonna click it and read till I'm offended then sit a bitch for a few posts, I can teech them the error of there ways, I can make a difference because I'm special...... well my mommy tells me I'm special "

Why don't you stupid @!#$s go find a white power site and whore it up on there talking @!#$.... bitch to/about the people actually doing somethign wrong, not the ones that rear jokes.

and urban remeber your own philosophy next time you go see a movie.... I can see it knwo "oh my good thats so wrong, that got just got shot, imagine if that was was dad..... I'm disgusted I'm leaving"

nooe of you whiney cocksuckers are gonna change anyhting so please...... just shut the @!#$ up



Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 6:14 AM on j-body.org
Darkstars wrote:
and urban remeber your own philosophy next time you go see a movie.... I can see it knwo "oh my good thats so wrong, that got just got shot, imagine if that was was dad..... I'm disgusted I'm leaving"


movies have ratings to keep complainers like me out
this forum is rated G. If you want a thread of this kind
than go Premium







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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 6:22 AM on j-body.org
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Today 6:55 AM



thats all fine and dandy except were not standing at the hospitol telling awaiting parents dead baby joke are we? Go do something productive, @!#$ like this is patetic.... noody cares if you guys don't like/are offendered at/ or can't take a joke, thats your problem not ours its liek the VS. forum, people stay away form it because they know they don't like it... yet people sit there going "huh, dead baby jokes! that just wrong I'm gonna click it and read till I'm offended then sit a bitch for a few posts, I can teech them the error of there ways, I can make a difference because I'm special...... well my mommy tells me I'm special "

Why don't you stupid @!#$s go find a white power site and whore it up on there talking @!#$.... bitch to/about the people actually doing somethign wrong, not the ones that rear jokes.

and urban remeber your own philosophy next time you go see a movie.... I can see it knwo "oh my good thats so wrong, that got just got shot, imagine if that was was dad..... I'm disgusted I'm leaving"

nooe of you whiney cocksuckers are gonna change anyhting so please...... just shut the @!#$ up


Sounds exactly like the argument I put up in the Versus forum this is response I got

ITS A PUBLIC FORUM I HAVE THE RIGHT TO VOICE MY OPINION AGAINST IT. GET USED TO IT.

And yes if I get offended at a movie I will leave

Have you ever seen or heard Dead baby jokes in the theater?? I haven't






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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 6:46 AM on j-body.org
here ya go.






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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 6:50 AM on j-body.org
The internet is PG13 go get your parents permision to come back.



Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 6:51 AM on j-body.org
David Alameda (Zspeedcav) wrote:The internet is PG13 go get your parents permision to come back.


only pg13? damn!

I coulda swore some of the @!#$ I've seen is XXX!



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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 6:53 AM on j-body.org
LOL yah I know.



Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 6:53 AM on j-body.org
ha ha ha tissue good one ha ha ha

whatever i need to stop wasting my time with you people!





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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 6:54 AM on j-body.org
Slo2pt2 (Projekt Unknown?) wrote:ha ha ha tissue good one ha ha ha

whatever i need to stop wasting my time with you people!


no, you need to learn to take a joke.




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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 6:54 AM on j-body.org
Slo2pt2 (Projekt Unknown?) wrote:

whatever i need to stop wasting my time with you people!



thats what weve been saying since the begining bumbass..... go away



Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:02 AM on j-body.org
I guess you guys aren't seeing the point then I will break it down for you:

Its offensive to many people. Just like I know alot of other racial jokes and things of that nature I keep them to myself they don't belong on a public forum. If soemone is offended by a comment you make you say sorryy and move on not keep going. Jokes are nto when offensive don't belong on a forum.







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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:04 AM on j-body.org
urban wrote:
lone_wolf wrote:Ahh stfu already.. They're jokes. It's not like someone is going to go out and start slashing babies.. If they did that, then yeah, maybe they should get their head checked.. Anyways, I say keep the jokes comming!



you win Jake. here. These "jokes" would be great if
I ran them to your dad while he waited for your mom
in the hospital delivery room.


How do you make Jake Archer float? Take your foot off his head

Whats better than throwing Jake off a cliff?
Catching him with a serrated knife.

What's white and red and sits in the corner.
Jake Archer playing with a razor blade again.

How do you make a man pregnant?
Rip Jake out of Mrs Archer's vagina and stick him up your ass!

What do you call Jake, dead with no arms and no legs hanging on my wall?
Art.

What does Jake Archer look like dead in a blender?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.




Cry some more? You're the type of person that's getting Howard Stern thrown off public airwaves because you won't turn the @!#$ing dial on your radio. "If i thinks it's offensive, everyone else should too." Grow up. You "minority rules" pussies sicken me.





Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:06 AM on j-body.org
but you're also missing a point.

no one made you click on this thread. there was no hidden message - it blatantly said, in the title what sort of thread it was, so those who DO find it offensive could avoid it.

you clicked on it, and are now complaining about it. you really don't have anyone to blame but yourself.

furthermore, i can think of far worse jokes out there.




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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:08 AM on j-body.org
^^^ LOL If you are going to place an argument atleast argue facts.

Howard stern is leaving radio Under his own power cause he wants to be more vial (or as he states funnier) He isn't getting throen off. he is CHOOSING to move.

And don't yell at us cause you can't affors sirius radio to listen to him. LOL
Frankly I like howard stern once again he doesn't make racial jokes.



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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:09 AM on j-body.org
ownt by slow posting that was for that scream guy



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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:10 AM on j-body.org
Fine....are these better for ya?

So I was @!#$in this chick the other day. I flipped her over and stuck it in her ass. She looks back and sez "That was awfully presumptuous of you.".....I said "Presumptuous? Thats an awfully big word for a 6 year old."

Q: Whats the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 yr old girl?
A: Once her hair gets wet she looks 8

Q: How you do make a 7 year old boy cry 3 times?
A: Punch him in the head, @!#$ him in the ass, and wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.

Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex?
A: The 10 yr old boy tied up in my basement.

Q: Whats better than having sex with a 5 yr old boy?
A: Nothing





Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:10 AM on j-body.org
He is leaving because he is sick of the fines from the FCC from, once again, "minority rules" PUSSIES! And I can't afford it? Where did this come into play? I have sirius. Maybe you could ask next time? Tool.





Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:15 AM on j-body.org
^^ Then why do you care that he is leaving radio so much?? Frankly I think sattelite is where he belongs not on public airwaves

I like the guy just as much as the next but he shouldn't be on public air.

Your still nto seeing the point guys

whether you post the topic clearly or not It is an offinsive topic and should not be posted on a public froum. thats like me posting:

All Jewish Jokes (don't come in if your jewish)

All Black Jokes (don't come in if you black)

Yous see even with the title they are clearly posted and still offensive and should not be put on a public board





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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:16 AM on j-body.org
*shrugs*

i'm sticking to my guns. don't like it? don't read it.




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Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:18 AM on j-body.org
Slo2pt2 (Projekt Unknown?) wrote:^^ Then why do you care that he is leaving radio so much?? Frankly I think sattelite is where he belongs not on public airwaves
I don't care, it was an example.

Slo2pt2 (Projekt Unknown?) wrote:whether you post the topic clearly or not It is an offinsive topic and should not be posted on a public froum. thats like me posting:

All Jewish Jokes (don't come in if your jewish)

All Black Jokes (don't come in if you black)

Yous see even with the title they are clearly posted and still offensive and should not be put on a public board
Black, Jewish = Race, Religion.
Dead Baby = ??

If it offends you, don't look/listen.





Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:18 AM on j-body.org
Slo2pt2 (Projekt Unknown?) wrote:I guess you guys aren't seeing the point then I will break it down for you:

Its offensive to many people. Just like I know alot of other racial jokes and things of that nature I keep them to myself they don't belong on a public forum. If soemone is offended by a comment you make you say sorryy and move on not keep going. Jokes are nto when offensive don't belong on a forum.



your sig odffends me... there was a guy on TV once, his brother got attacked and killed by a bear, we should all put ourselves in his shoes.... I know I did..... after my brother was killed by a bear I don't think you flaunting a bear around on this public forum shoudl be aloud... I'm offended so you need to make it stop right now or I'm gonna cry.... and while I cry I'm gonna keep posting so everyone else has to hear it.... BAN THE BEAR!!! it promotes violence



Re: post your dead baby jokes
Sunday, December 11, 2005 7:38 AM on j-body.org
^^^ LOL I Promise none was attacked by yogi the bear ^^^

You anger me with your ignorance.



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