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What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 7:28 PM
poor punk ass midget wouldnt know what hit 'em ...







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Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 7:32 PM
male or female?


-Borsty
Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 7:35 PM
... Both.







"Turbochargers were for people who can't build engines"
- Keith Duckworth, Father of the Cosworth V8. Winningest motor in F1 history
Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 7:41 PM




Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 7:43 PM
ls7 or ls9 vette
z71 camaro
yenko camaro
L82 vette
69 z28
66 gto
1988 1LE trans am
1989 turbo trans am
02 collectors trans am

theres more.



-Borsty
Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 7:48 PM
#1 of 547 Grand National GNX



Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 8:35 PM
2005 Sunfire.





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Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 8:57 PM
Aiming high Kanewtz?


But in charcoal grey metallic.






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Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 9:20 PM


or something like this:







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Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 9:40 PM
well I'd sodomize a midget for free.....


but dream car in general is '71 Hemi Cuda

specific car... that 71 cuda G-machine or whatever that was posted on here a while back, the one built to do 0-250mph-0 as fast as possible (somehtign like that)



Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 10:26 PM
Same car as original poster but in red.




Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 10:37 PM
Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 11:35 PM
like I need an excuse to sodomize a midget






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Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Thursday, July 06, 2006 11:51 PM
1957 Ford Fairlane Skyliner with the supercharged y-block and retractable hard top.


It'd have to be the first one made with Fordamatic (not sure if it had that or the 3spd.) and in mint condition of course.






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Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Friday, July 07, 2006 12:15 AM

#anything of 547 Grand National GNX

Or a Monte Carlo SS Aerocoupe









Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Friday, July 07, 2006 1:16 AM
Username DJTorello is a liar wrote:


Dude i was having a bad night , and i just read all the links in your signature. Thank you so much.... that was amazing , and it cheered me up .






Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Friday, July 07, 2006 1:27 AM
Either this or the Espirt




Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Friday, July 07, 2006 3:22 AM
HPA Motorsports Twin Turbo VR6 Quattro New Beetle. 550whp, all 4 wheels




Arrival Blue 04 LS Sport
Eco
Turbo
Megasquirt
'Nuff said
Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Friday, July 07, 2006 4:28 AM
A numbers matching, all original 1971 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454.



Have a good one,
Justin


Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Friday, July 07, 2006 5:18 AM
JinxedZ THE LOVED ONE wrote:poor punk ass midget wouldnt know what hit 'em ...



i looooooooooooove lambos



but this takes second place....very close second...
it would actually finish first....but yeah...






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Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Friday, July 07, 2006 5:57 AM
.JerseyKid. wrote:
Username DJTorello is a liar wrote:


Dude i was having a bad night , and i just read all the links in your signature. Thank you so much.... that was amazing , and it cheered me up .


Haha, I just read all of that stuff too. It took me a while to stop laughing... everyone was looking over their cubicles like "What the hell is that guy laughing so hard about?" Ah, good stuff!

To stick to the thread...








Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Friday, July 07, 2006 6:59 AM
A 1978 AMC Pacer or Gremlin. Mostly I just want to sodomize the midget !





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Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Friday, July 07, 2006 7:03 AM
What car would you sodomize a midget for, you ask?

Any car really, I looooooooove me som' midgets.





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Re: What car would you sodomize a midget for?
Friday, July 07, 2006 7:29 AM


mmmm prototype


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